But ONLY if you’re serious about adopting the vulture. If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. #11īefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. That’s because my dad always refused to let us look at the family’s financial records. I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn’t know it. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. Then start an argument about who’s going to get help. #14Ī funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. And I can picture us attacking that world because they’d never expect it. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. He’s a national treasure.Īnd without further ado, here are my 15 favorite Jack Handey quotes. If you’ve never heard of Jack Handey, well then, you really need to use the Google machine to educate yourself. But did you know that this isn’t a made-up name? The guy’s name really is Jack Handey it’s not a pseudonym. If you know about Jack Handey, then you already know what you’re in for below.
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